"Ursus Arctos"

"Oh, Gregory, they're beautiful!" Samantha beamed. "Look, Angie, he brought me flowers!"

"He's a bear," Angela hissed.

"Rawrughnuh," Gregory said.

"On our first date, he took me to this gorgeous little bistro with white linens, and I told him I loved lilies, and look what he did!"

"He's a bear."

"Huraaawraw," Gregory said.

"He even wore a tie and pulled out the chair for me and --"

"But he's a bear."

"I know he's a bear, Angie. But he's trying. How many guys can you say that about?"

"Awrguhuh," Gregory said.

"Huh." Angela's forehead creased. "Does he have a brother?"

Ursus Arctos by I Saw Lightning Fall

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