"Oh, Gregory, they're beautiful!" Samantha beamed. "Look, Angie, he brought me flowers!"
"He's a bear," Angela hissed.
"Rawrughnuh," Gregory said.
"On our first date, he took me to this gorgeous little bistro with white linens, and I told him I loved lilies, and look what he did!"
"He's a bear."
"Huraaawraw," Gregory said.
"He even wore a tie and pulled out the chair for me and --"
"But he's a bear."
"I know he's a bear, Angie. But he's trying. How many guys can you say that about?"
"Awrguhuh," Gregory said.
"Huh." Angela's forehead creased. "Does he have a brother?"
Ursus Arctos by I Saw Lightning Fall
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