The teapot nearly leapt off the table as the theropod shifted a taloned foot.
"See," the Doctor explained, "episone integration alters the chorda tympani and --"
The theropod's other foot crashed onto the lab's damp cobbles. The teapot jumped again.
"-- then comes the operant conditioning chamber. Voilà! A Cretaceous carnivore consuming camellia sinensis."
"But, doctor," Igor wheezed, "what about its arms?"
The theropod peered down mournfully. Its stubby forelimb tried to guide the contents of a pink china cup into its maw.
Darjeeling spattered scientist and assistant.
"Yes," the Doctor mused. "That might've been an oversight."